So i read this blog and thought it was absolutely hilarious! We know it happens to the best of us. We all have those embarrassing moments that we never want ANYONE to find out about. One of those embarrassing moments is when your stomach is grumbling, and not because you're hungry. Its because you have to fart. or poop. and it is truly the worst thing in the world.
The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny hahasforhoohas.comAnna shares an outrageous story about a fart that (almost) altered her destiny on a date with the man of her dreams.
So I'm going to share my most embarrassing moment.
It was about a month ago on campus and i was feeling especially sick that day. I don't know what I had eaten or what had gotten into me but it was not good.
Well, i was in a geology review that covered 6 chapters. Well by chapter 3, i was feeling it. I had to go to the bathroom, like NOW. I decided to hold it because i really needed to study for this test so i stuck it out. By chapter 4 i started sweating. By chapter 5 i had to get out of there because it was seeping out. I was in the Eyring Center on campus and i am not familiar with that building at all. I was frantically looking for a bathroom but i couldn't find one anywhere in sight. So i ran out the building to the SWKT and thats when it happened. As i ran down each step of the Eyring building stairs, poop started coming out. I couldn't hold it in! It had a mind of its own and wasn't going back in!
I got in the SKWT bathroom and just exploded. It was like Daddy Day Care, you know, when Eddie Murphy looks into the stall and has a disgusted look on his face and looks all over, even at the ceiling. Literally, that was what happened to me. It was EVERYWHERE!
What was i to do? I couldn't walk home in poopy pants. I had to wash them out in the sink... So yes. I threw my underwear away and washed my jeans out in the sink of the SWKT bathroom. Luckily. it was 8 o clock at night and no one came in.
Once i walked the walk of shame home, everything was better. But still. I had to live with being probably the only person to ever poop their pants on BYU campus.
Its all laughs and giggles now but at the time, i was horrified.
So when life gets you down, just remember. There could be worse things. Everyone has embarrassing moments.
It happens.
<3 Cassie
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